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			<title><![CDATA[ A Good Dirty Joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span>The Teacher walks into the room and says... &quot;OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence.&quot;</span>
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Little Susie stands up and say &quot;The sky is DEFINITLY blue.&quot;
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			<title><![CDATA[ garage sale ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5912/t/garage-sale.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ We need to have a garage sale!  Anyone got any items the want to put up for sale?
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Halloween Hangman ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dedge.com/flash/halloween/"></a><a href="http://www.dedge.com/flash/halloween/">http://www.dedge.com/flash/halloween/</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:15:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ doo doo DOO doo key theme music ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5892/t/doo-doo-DOO-doo-key-theme-music.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ eerie in here with the lights out and everyone gone.
<br>
well, not everyone. the usual assortment of prolifics is dancing about upstairs. Not sure they even know there&#39;s a basement.
<br>
<br>
sigh. at least they left the casks of boogerblood untapped in the basement.
<br>
The backside of the door bears many ass imprints though.
<br>
<br>
&lt;&lt;gently tapping a spigot into the nearest keg&gt;&gt; ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:21:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Some of these are funny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="ecmsonormal"> </p>

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      <p class="ecmsonormal"><strong><strong><font face="Arial" color="black" size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Ever
      wonder what happens when a <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1221667906_0" style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px dashed">Hallmark Cards</span>
      Writer has a bad... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Just Fred ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ boogerish book title ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Today I stumbled across the book <a target="_blank" title="" href="http://www.amazon.com/Gregor-Curse-Warmbloods-Underland-Chronicles/dp/0439656249/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1220201048&amp;sr=1-1">Gregor And The
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			<title><![CDATA[ Apple Announcement ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
<br>
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on
<br>
cup and speaker size.
<br>
<br>
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always
<br>
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Dilbert Quotes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><strong><font size="4">A magazine recently ran a &#39;Dilbert Quotes&#39; contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life
Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America:</font></strong><font size="4"><br></font></p>

<p><font size="4"><strong>As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next
Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Stuttering Kitty ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. &#39;Human
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<br>
Beings are the only animals that stutter&#39;, she says.
<br>
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A little girl raises her hand. &#39;I had a kitty-cat who stuttered&#39;,
<br>
<br>
She volunteered.
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<br>
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
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&#39;Well&#39;, she began, &#39;I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
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			<title><![CDATA[ Childbirth at age 65 ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I just
<br>
couldn&#39;t fathom it! Childbirth at 65
<br>
<br>
<br>
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend
<br>
of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and
<br>
went home, I went to visit.
<br>
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&#39;May I see the new baby?&#39; I asked
<br>
<br>
&#39;Not yet,&#39; She said &#39;I&#39;ll make coffee and we can visit
<br>
for a while first.&#39;
<br>
<br>
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, &#39;May I see the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Goodnight sweetheart & Boxer pups ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s had a boatload of hits, so you&#39;ve probably already seen it, but too cute:
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnAjel02lM&amp;feature=related"></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCnAjel02lM&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/wa...l02lM&amp;feature=related</a>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:28:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Making A Baby ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5524/t/Making-A-Baby.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial;">The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
<br>
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, &#39;Well, I&#39;m off now.
<br>
The man should be here soon.&#39;</span></p>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tale of 2 Brains ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5460/t/Tale-of-2-Brains.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM&amp;feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMZ73mT5zM&amp;feature=related</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ the ultimate word nerd: Reading the OED ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5438/t/the-ultimate-word-nerd-Reading-the-OED.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I am not worthy. But I will read about him reading the OED:
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Reading-OED-One-Year-Pages/dp/0399533982">http://www.amazon.com/Reading-OED-One-Year-Pages/dp/0399533982</a>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Boogersauce)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 19:42:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ what not to watch: worst $1 ever spent on renting a movie ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5366/t/what-not-to-watch-worst-1-ever-spent-on-renting-a-movie.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div>
  <font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2">We&#39;ve been renting movies through RedBox ($1 per movie), and yesterday we rented what was probably THE worst
  movie we&#39;ve ever seen. We only gave it about 20 minutes, but I&#39;ll never get those 20 minutes of my life back.</font>
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<div>
  <font face="Arial" size="2">From an IMDB reviewer. NOT us, but we could have written it:</font>
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<div>
  This movie was awful from the get-go. The acting was so... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:40:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Cletus, Take the Reel ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5341/t/Cletus-Take-the-Reel.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ And epic song of determination, faith, and fish...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc"><br>
<br>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc</a>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:30:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Sarah Jessica Parker ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5327/t/Sarah-Jessica-Parker.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Looks like a horse.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/index.htm
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:55:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ IQ Test ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5292/t/IQ-Test.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ This is fun!  According to this, I&#39;m smarter then average - though there are some who might argue this!<a href="http://www.flashbynight.com/test/"><br>
<br>
http://www.flashbynight.com/test/</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:21:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ from overheardintheoffice.com ]]></title>
			<link>http://thehorsecommunity.yuku.com/topic/5245/t/from-overheardintheoffice-com.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <h3 class="title">9AM Where&#39;s Your Serenity <em>Now</em>, Suzy?</h3>

<p><span class="speakerline"><span class="speakerlabel"><strong>Account chick</strong></span>: Okay... Who wrote &quot;boobs&quot; in my zen
garden?</span>
<br>
<br>
<span class="location">Salt Lake City, Utah</span>
<br>
<br>
<span class="overheard_by">Overheard by: Minding my own business</span></p>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:18:29 GMT</pubDate>
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